AVAILABLE SERVICES
Real Friend for Hire
Authentic human companionship. No AI, no algorithms - just genuine human connection and conversation.
Hire Me to Do Nothing
Sometimes the best service is no service at all. Professional idleness with a human touch.
Tarot Card Readings
Mystical insights and spiritual guidance through traditional tarot interpretation.
Esoteric Research Organization
Deep dive into the mysterious and unexplained. Research services for the curious mind.
Film Scoring & Music Production
Original compositions and soundtracks. From ambient to orchestral, your vision, my music.
Creative Video Agency
Visual storytelling and creative content production. Your story, our creative vision.
Guess the Scores of Sports Games
Sports prediction services with a human touch. No algorithms, just gut feeling and analysis.
I Will Play Board Games With You
From chess to Monopoly, enjoy human competition and camaraderie through classic board games.
Pick a Crypto Coin for You
Cryptocurrency consultation with human intuition. Not financial advice, just educated guesses.
Homeschool Your Kids
Educational support and curriculum development for homeschooling families.
Build Something with LEGO
Creative LEGO building sessions. From simple structures to complex creations.
Bad Golf Partner
Terrible at golf but great company. Perfect for when you need someone worse than you.
I Will Test Your Website While Drinking Soju
Unconventional website testing with Korean spirit. Real user experience with a twist.
I Will Go on a Date With You
Platonic or romantic companionship. Human connection in the digital age.
Freestyle Rapping Services
Spontaneous lyrical creation. From battle raps to love songs, wordsmithing on demand.
Annoying Gym Partner
Motivation through mild irritation. Push you to your limits with questionable encouragement.
I Will Tell You What to Eat
Dietary guidance and meal suggestions. Not a nutritionist, just someone who likes food.
Unlicensed Supplement Advisor
Vitamin and supplement recommendations. Not medical advice, just personal experience sharing.
Geopolitical Analysis Consultant
World affairs analysis and political commentary. Human perspective on global events.
I Will Watch Your YouTube Channel
Authentic viewership and engagement. Real human watching your content with genuine interest.
I Will Listen to Your Music
Active listening and feedback on your musical creations. Human ears for human music.
Astrology Readings
Celestial guidance through traditional astrological interpretation and chart analysis.
Human Design Readings
Personality analysis through Human Design system. Discover your unique energetic blueprint.
I Will Read Your Book
Literary feedback and book reviews. Human reader with honest opinions and constructive criticism.