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Welcome to the Ben Gervais Human Services Directory (v2.0).

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Real Friend for Hire

Hire Me to Do Nothing

Tarot Card Readings

Esoteric Research Organization

A1¥130
A2¥150
A3¥140
A4¥160

Film Scoring & Music Production

Creative Video Agency

Guess the Scores of Sports Games

I Will Play Board Games With You

B1¥120
B2¥130
B3¥150
B4¥140

Pick a Crypto Coin for You

Homeschool Your Kids

Build Something with LEGO

Bad Golf Partner

C1¥180
C2¥130
C3¥200
C4¥150

I Will Test Your Website While Drinking Soju

I Will Go on a Date With You

Freestyle Rapping Services

Annoying Gym Partner

D1¥140
D2¥160
D3¥130
D4¥150

I Will Tell You What to Eat

Unlicensed Supplement Advisor

Geopolitical Analysis Consultant

I Will Watch Your YouTube Channel

E1¥130
E2¥140
E3¥160
E4¥150

I Will Listen to Your Music

Astrology Readings

Human Design Readings

I Will Read Your Book

F1¥180
F2¥160
F3¥150
F4¥140
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