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Welcome to the Ben Gervais Human Services Directory (v2.0).

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Real Friend for Hire

Hire Me to Do Nothing

Tarot Card Readings

Esoteric Research Organization

A1¥130
A2¥150
A3¥140
A4¥160

Film Scoring & Music Production

Creative Video Agency

Guess the Scores of Sports Games

I Will Play Board Games With You

B1¥120
B2¥130
B3¥150
B4¥140

Pick a Crypto Coin for You

Homeschool Your Kids

Build Something with LEGO

Bad Golf Partner

C1¥180
C2¥130
C3¥200
C4¥150

I Will Test Your Website While Drinking Soju

I Will Go on a Date With You

Freestyle Rapping Services

Annoying Gym Partner

D1¥140
D2¥160
D3¥130
D4¥150

I Will Tell You What to Eat

Unlicensed Supplement Advisor

Geopolitical Analysis Consultant

I Will Watch Your YouTube Channel

E1¥130
E2¥140
E3¥160
E4¥150

I Will Listen to Your Music

Astrology Readings

Human Design Readings

I Will Read Your Book

F1¥180
F2¥160
F3¥150
F4¥140
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A1¥130#01/24

Real Friend for Hire

Authentic human companionship.

A2¥150#02/24

Hire Me to Do Nothing

Sometimes the best service is no service at all.

A3¥140#03/24

Tarot Card Readings

Mystical insights and spiritual guidance through traditional tarot interpretation.

A4¥160#04/24

Esoteric Research Organization

Deep dive into the mysterious and unexplained.

B1¥120#05/24

Film Scoring & Music Production

Original compositions and soundtracks.

B2¥130#06/24

Creative Video Agency

Visual storytelling and creative content production.

B3¥150#07/24

Guess the Scores of Sports Games

Sports prediction services with a human touch.

B4¥140#08/24

I Will Play Board Games With You

From chess to Monopoly, enjoy human competition and camaraderie through classic board games.

C1¥180#09/24

Pick a Crypto Coin for You

Cryptocurrency consultation with human intuition.

C2¥130#10/24

Homeschool Your Kids

Educational support and curriculum development for homeschooling families.

C3¥200#11/24

Build Something with LEGO

Creative LEGO building sessions.

C4¥150#12/24

Bad Golf Partner

Terrible at golf but great company.

D1¥140#13/24

I Will Test Your Website While Drinking Soju

Unconventional website testing with Korean spirit.

D2¥160#14/24

I Will Go on a Date With You

Platonic or romantic companionship.

D3¥130#15/24

Freestyle Rapping Services

Spontaneous lyrical creation.

D4¥150#16/24

Annoying Gym Partner

Motivation through mild irritation.

E1¥130#17/24

I Will Tell You What to Eat

Dietary guidance and meal suggestions.

E2¥140#18/24

Unlicensed Supplement Advisor

Vitamin and supplement recommendations.

E3¥160#19/24

Geopolitical Analysis Consultant

World affairs analysis and political commentary.

E4¥150#20/24

I Will Watch Your YouTube Channel

Authentic viewership and engagement.

F1¥180#21/24

I Will Listen to Your Music

Active listening and feedback on your musical creations.

F2¥160#22/24

Astrology Readings

Celestial guidance through traditional astrological interpretation and chart analysis.

F3¥150#23/24

Human Design Readings

Personality analysis through Human Design system.

F4¥140#24/24

I Will Read Your Book

Literary feedback and book reviews.

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